Jay-A7X

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W A R N I N G
THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY
KEEP OUT
UNLESS IF YOU HAVE
VERY BIG BOOBS

C A U T I O N
PLEASE BE SAFE
DO NOT STAND, SIT, CLIMP OR LEAN ON ZOO FENCES. IF YOU FALLS, ANIMALS
COULD EAT YOU AND THAT MAKE THEM SICK. THANK YOU

W A R N I N G
THIS MACHINE HAVE NO BRAIN,
USE YOUR OWN
(if you have one)

C A U T I O N
BIRDS POOP EVERY 15 MINS
HOW LONG HAVE YOU STANDING THERE?

NOTICE
THANK YOU FOR NOTICING THIS NEW NOTICE
YOUR NOTICING IT HAS BEEN NOTED

WARNING
BAD SHIT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOU PARK HERE

IF THE DESK THINK YOUR QUESTIONS ARE STUPID, WE WILL SET YOU ON FIRE

WARNING
CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL MAY YOU WONDERING WHAT THE HELL HAPPENNED TO YOUR CLOTHES

NO TRESPASSING
VIOLATORS WILL BE SHOT AND SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN

AN ERROR OCCURED THE PREVIOUS ERROR

BEWARE DRUNKEN PEOPLE CROSSING

WARNING TO THE TOURIST DO NOT LAUGH THE NATIVES

PRIVATE PARKING
UNAUTORIZED VEHICLES WILL BE WORKED OVER WITH A SLEDGHAMMER, FLIPPED OVER BY AN ANGRY MOB, SET ON FIRE, AND SPRAY PAINTED WITH RUDE SLOGANS IMMEDIATLY AFTER BEING USED AS A GATEWAY CAR IN AN INCREDIBLY DARING DAYLIGHT ROBBERY